Yay! Vice President Cheney Almost Was Killed!
February 27, 2007 / 2:32 pm • By Dr. Melissa ClouthierWe are progressive leftists who love, love, love our enemies!
“You ever see “M*A*S*H”? I wrote that shit, people. So when I tell you that Cheney is a legitimate war criminal—and so an understandable target for an assassination attempt, however deplorable we in the West may find such things—I have, like, 9 freakin’ seasons of Emmy-winning TV to back me up on that.”
That Jeff Goldstein sure doesn’t understand us, does he? Doesn’t he get satire? I mean, really.









