Bill Clinton Throws His Hat In The Ring

January 24, 2008 / 1:16 pm • By Dr. Melissa Clouthier

It was inevitable:

“My fellow Americans, I am sick and tired of not being president,” said Clinton, introducing his wife at a “Hillary ’08″ rally. “For seven agonizing years, I have sat idly by as others experienced the joys of campaigning, debating, and interacting with the people of this great nation, and I simply cannot take it anymore. I have to be president again. I have to.”

He continued, “It is with a great sense of relief that I say to all of you today, ‘Screw it. I’m in.’”

  • Anonymous

    Even the Anchoress does not have this posted yet. Good for you Melissa!

    I wonder how Hillary feels about this.

  • Anonymous

    I thought this seemed like a joke. Now I know it is. I was not familiar with “The Onion” till just now. What a hoot!