Laughter Is Good Medicine–UPDATED Joe Biden Adds Gravitas

September 16, 2008 / 9:53 pm • By Dr. Melissa Clouthier

First up, toilet paper innovation. Three-ply, your time has come:

Two-ply tissue has been available since, if Wikipedia is correct, before my parents were born. Contrast that to, say, the history of razors. The first twin blade razor, Gillette’s Trac II, was introduced in 1972. It was, if memory serves me correctly, the razor that I started shaving with ten years or so later. Since then, “shaving researchers” have come up with multiple innovations: lubricating strips, pivoting heads, razors that heat shaving cream, THREE blades, battery-powered vibrating heads, FOUR blades, and, yes, FIVE blades. Meanwhile, the toilet paper industry has been content to stagnate.

Second, Jeff Goldstein asks, “If the people who served alongside her won’t vouch for her, how can we?
Food for thought, people. A big ‘ol macaroni and ground beef casserole for thought, even…”

UPDATE:

Joe Biden’s mistakes are just missteps, right? If Palin says something this stupid, she’ll be immediately disqualified:

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  • Trish

    Life is too short to use one-ply toilet paper.

  • http://daniel.summershome.org Daniel

    “Hockey Moms for Truth” – HA! :) Awesome!

  • Naqamel

    In case you don’t get the Biden joke:

    Chuck Graham is in a wheelchair. He’s a paraplegic.

    Now that I think about it, maybe this isn’t so stupid. Maybe Biden thought he inherited to healing powers of the Obamessiah and thought he could heal Chuck Graham and cast out demons?