Cowboys Fer Palin, Genuises With Like Totally Smart Genius IQ’s Fer Obama (Wait, is that redununundint?)

October 3, 2008 / 5:03 pm • By Dr. Melissa Clouthier

The latest tribute to Sarah Palin from an adoring fan:

There is more truthiness here. Oh, wait, it’s a spoof, but it MUST be real, because “puckering elitist IQ pimp(s)” say so.

And even more truth. This time, some helpful advice to Obama:

Ah can’t help it. I luv Sarih Palin!

Cross-posted at MelissaClouthier.com

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  • alppuccino

    I think the wig gave him away. Cowboys don’t normally wear wigs.

  • Headless Unicorn Guy

    Genuises With Like Totally Smart Genius IQ’s Fer Obama???

    I’m an ex-kid genius (IQ 160+) and I sure as hell wouldn’t want anybody like me in the White House. Or running any company I work for.

    Geniuses are too prone to losing sight of the goal, bogging down in detail, analysis paralysis, and runaway intellectual-snob ego trips. You’re isolated, alone with your intellect, unable to even speak understandably with those around you, with your brain working on redline even when you sleep. So much thrashing in your mind on so many tracks at once that you can’t take hold of any one of those trains of thought long enough to carry it through into action.

    I’ve seen it all. I’ve been there.

    Plus your emotional growth and development get arrested/stunted; the more your IQ races ahead of your age, the more the rest of your personality falls behind. And then you get pushed and fast-tracked. You end up a lonely super-IQ with all the emotional maturity of a small child. I’m 52 going on 25 emotionally but with the extra years of scar tissue. (When I was 21 I was going on 5 emotionally.)

    And this can’t be good in anyone in authority. Not only are you handicapped as much by high IQ as low, but you have this Intellectual Snob attitude as well, which I have seen grow into a Master Race fixation based on IQ instead of blond hair and blue eyes.

    There’s a reason I preferentially hang out with earthy rednecks and cowboy types instead of MENSAns.

  • Trish

    Headless Unicorn Guy–
    I’m in the same leaky boat you are. Too much thinking can get in the way of practicality and common sense, both of which are scarce as hen’s teeth as it is. I married another MENSAn, but I wouldn’t vote for either one of us.

    And that doesn’t look like a hat any self-respecting cowboy would wear.

  • http://guinsPen.blogspot.com guinsPen

    How about a self-abusing cowboy?