The Terror Is Almost Past…Hold On Shrieking, Frightened, Huddled Masses
October 15, 2008 / 1:10 am • By Dr. Melissa ClouthierJames Lileks makes me laugh and during this overwrought, handwringing, gut-wrenching, IBS-inducing political season, I’ve come to value laughter most of all. He says:
Unrelated fun around the world: “great terror plot building up,” UK spokesperson says. I long for the day when this becomes a legitimate statement by a concerned, engaged official who is working closely with the respected, trusted President of the United States, who rarely mentions terrorism except when it’s absolutely necessary – as opposed the nutwad we have now, who forced everyone to install telescreens and required us to wear 3D glasses so we could jump up and shriek in fear when a turban-wearing jack-in-the-box sprang into our living room every fortnight. I just can’t wait to stop living in constant fear, and start living in the era of Prudent Concern. It’s coming!
The last eight years of terror-stricken terrorizing have been terrifying to endure. Thankfully, if Gaia permits, Al Gore intones, and the axis of evil is righted, I mean lefted, once again, the tides will rise, the hurricane winds cease and become a mild zephyr and the terror will be gone.
21 days until the voting by dead people and criminals gets counted. Only a few months before this despotic regime passes.
Can I get a hallelujah?
