Topless Sarah Palin and Bottomless Joe Plumber Revealed!

October 19, 2008 / 12:50 am • By Dr. Melissa Clouthier

So, there are still no naked Palin pictures–you’d think after all the searching, there would be some. But there is evidence that Joe The Plumber has a butt crack (and there are pictures!) and the MSM means to find it and now, because if you didn’t see it within the next 20 days, you couldn’t be sure if he’s qualified to be a…well, a plumber.

Luckily, the major news networks know what the important issue is today: 1) electing Barack Obama and 2) Smearing anyone who interferes with #1 (So far: Sarah Palin and Joe the Plumber–we all know Bill Ayers is a feather in his Leftist cap–don’t want to investigate him too closely)! Phew. Glad we have our priorities straight.

In the meantime, some thoughts on Joe:

Six Meat Buffet:

“We’ll see if he still doesn’t like socialism after we take his livelihood away”, said one high-ranking CBS official.

Sources close to the story, who refused to comment on the record, gave us the scoop:

“The man’s possibly a terrorist and obviously white. I’m not sure which is worse but this questioning of President Obama’s Wealth Reallocation Initiative will be a felony by the time he’s brought to justice.

World and Global Politics Blog:

Media spend more time investigating Joe’s tax problems than Barack Obama’s. In what kind of nation, do the media investigate critics more than candidates?

Hot Air’s Ed Morrissey’s take:

There is a stench of desperation surrounding this, as if they sense defeat coming from a moment of honesty from Obama about his real intentions to institute a regime of redistribution. They want to discredit the man who only asked the question as if he’s some political operative who magically forced Obama to sound … well, a little like a Marxist. Why? They want to distract people from Obama’s answer by sliming the man Obama picked at random to ask a question.

Michelle Malkin has the best response of all: “He’s not “unlicensed.” He’s “undocumented.”
Note: Man, I wish I had thought of that. All this time Mr. Chuckles has been yammering on about how insulting it is to be up against unlicensed construction guys in California when he should be happy that an honest, hard-working undocumented (even if it’s legal in Ohio, but whatever) plumber.

According to hard reporting done at StoptheACLU by ArrMatey (yes, this anonymous reporter has done more grunt work than many, if not most, of the media):

Mr. Newell is licensed. [Joe’s boss–ed.] He is licensed in Lucas County. His license number starts with the digits 329 and then has two more digits. I don’t see any need to post more identifying information about innocent people. Search here, plug in the right parameters, and you can download the list of all licensed plumbers in Lucas County, Ohio. It is not difficult, though you have to provide information about yourself as the requester of the information.

And more than that, Joe the Plumber is compliant with all the Ohio apprentice laws. Not that it matters at this point.

And finally, from Iowahawk, the manly, mechanical, car-lovin’, beer drinkin’, bar-fightin’ pissed off blogger:

Politicians — Sarah Palin, Bill Clinton, et al. — obviously have to put up with some rude, nasty shit, but it’s right there in the jobs description. Joe the Plumber is different. He was a guy tossing a football with his kid in the front yard of his $125,000 house when a politician picked him out as a prop for a 30 second newsbite for the cable news cameras. Joe simply had the temerity to speak truth (or, if you prefer, an uninformed opinion) to power, for which the politico-media axis apparently determined that he must be humiliated, harassed, smashed, destroyed. The viciousness and glee with which they set about the task ought to concern anyone who still cares about citizen participation, and freedom of speech, and all that old crap they taught in Civics class before politics turned into Narrative Deathrace 3000, and Web 2.0 turned into Berlin 1932.0.

Freedom…..thy name is Obamedia.

  • I think the way the MSM has gone after Joe has frightened people who up until now saw Obama as a mostly harmless typical Leftie and the MSM as a bit swoony over him but nothing dangerous.

  • Glynn W.

    I weep. Actually, I laugh. A Bush supporter complaining about smears? That’s rich.

    You would think somebody was out spreading rumors about McCain’s illicit black child . . . oh wait, that was Bush.

    General Shinseki made the mistake of telling the truth about this fool war and payed the price, Paul O’Neil told the truth about when the invasion was planned – and was instantly vilified. Bush traitors actually OUTED a sitting CIA agent, Valarie Plame Wilson, and there is a Bush team assigned to smear Scott McClellan even as I write this.

    Still, we are treated to a full post after McCain mentioned Joe the Plumber a full TWENTY times (in a debate watched by almost 60 million people) and the media falls for the bait. They report on the newly famous Joe. This, of course, is an “Obama smear” (?)

    Unconfirmed reports have it that Colin Powell will endorse Barack Obama today. Poor Colin better be ready. I wonder what you Bushies have in store for him?

    Smear, thy name is Bushie . . .

  • Good roundup of articles here. The previous commenter should be given treatment for their Bush Derangement Syndrome.

  • Glynn is the perfect example of the Obama cultist. A vote for Obama is a religious experience, even if it is against the interests of America.

    Barry’s Brownshirts and the little ACORNs are there to enforce conformity. All of Barry’s rhetorical flourishes early on that he was “post-partisan” is revealed. His “unity” is everyone believes in Left ideology or else

    One People
    One Nation
    One Leader

    (say it in German)

  • Thanks for reading and the link.

  • Mr. Chuckles


    I noticed that you didn’t refute anything that Glynn posted – probably because you can’t. You simply labeled him because it’s the easy thing to do. Goering was good at this too, and used it as a tactic to rile the German people up. Dehumanizing your opponent is an effective propaganda tool. Such hyperbole…A vote for Obama is more of a protest against McCain/Bush than anything else, not a religious experience. Comparing Obama suppoters to brownshirts is simply incendiary rhetoric, and quite frankly ridiculous…If anything, most in the democratic party are wimpy idealists that couldn’t push their own agenda through if it was handed to them on a silver platter (witness the last two years). I have a better chance of blowing lightning bolts out of my a** than being suppressed by a democratic brownshirt. What a joke!

  • Naqamel

    I have a better chance of blowing lightning bolts out of my a** than being suppressed by a democratic brownshirt. What a joke!

    Well, sure, once you join the Obama SS you’ll be the brownshirt…

    Joe The Plumbers crime was to ask Obama a question. What did he do to deserve the media rectal exam?

  • Mr. Chuckles


    What did all of the people named in Glynn’s post do to deserve their little exam either? I guess they dared to question emporer Bush, right? McCain is the one who decided to use Joe’s name OVER and OVER throughtout the debate, not Obama. As I said in another post, if Joe is pissed off, he knows who to call.

    The only brownshirt type activities that I have seen in the last eight years have come from the right:

    “Free speech” zones.

    The arrest of Bush protesters wearing anti-Bush t-shirts at a republican function.

    Indefinite incarceration for suspected terrorists.

    Torture tactics at Abu Ghraib, including electroshock, anal insertion, dog attacks, waterboarding, etc…


    FBI interrogations of those questioning Bush foreign policy (this happened MANY times right after 9-11).

    This could go on for hours…

    Naq- I have plenty of evidence of “brownshirt” type activities for the party in power. Please give me some recent examples of democratic activity that is like this.

  • For Chuckles:

    “Free speech” zones.

    “Speech Codes” on college campuses, invented and enforced by liberal administrators and professors

    “Indefinite incarceration for suspected terrorists.”

    Captured on foreign battlefields wearing no official uniform. Many who have been released get captured on the battlefield again. Are you suggesting our military should just summarily execute them instead?

    “Torture tactics at Abu Ghraib”

    A small number of personnel participated in, and were punished for, tactics which would be considered humane by most of the totalitarian regimes you support Chuckles (like Cuba)


    Of calls coming in from or going to foreign countries, which does not have the protections of purely domestic calls. Apparently you don’t want to know who in America is talking to the people who want to kill us in other countries. That’s comforting to know.

    “Please give me some recent examples of democratic activity that is like this.”

    First of all, the Democrats in power don’t seem all that interested in protecting America from her enemies, unless they consider a plumber’s apprentice who asks a tough question about taxes to The One an enemy of the state.

    Second, there have been several cases, most notably in Missouri, of prosecutors and law-enforcement officials making veiled threats of prosecution to those who engage in political speech they don’t agree with (which they claim are lies).

    “This could go on for hours…”

    I bet you could. You do seem to have a fevered passion.

  • Thanks for the link. Arr!

  • Can’t you silly Righties find one simple fact to dispute what I wrote? One? I suppose not. God help us that this election is even close. And please get a education.

    Please. Education is patriotic.

  • Mr. Chuckles


    As you said, many of them were captured on the field of battle…Yes, many of them, but not all. I wonder how you would feel being incarcerated for years with no right to trial, for a crime that you did not commit.

    I went to college, and at no time did anyone tell me what I could or could not say. This is a red herring on your part. I was not exactly a quiet one during debates in many of my classes, and I was not just a “lefty” – I frequently had to defend my point of view that college students should not be exempt from mandatory military service.

    The torture at Abu Ghraib was NOT just limited to a few bad appples, and there is plenty of evidence that the stench went all the way up the COC. BTW genius, I served five years in the military in a live mission while you were probably still getting your butt wiped by your mother, so you can stuff the “you’re a communist” B.S. I’m a registered independent (yes, I think for myself) who will reluctantly (very reluctantly) vote for “the one” because I have watched my country swirl down the commode during the last eight years of repub rule. Nothing that McCain is proposing suggests to me that he will be significantly different from his predecessor.

    Apparently Kindasleazy Rice and the Bushies also doesn’t wan’t to protect the country from those who would harm us as well, since she blew off Richard Clark’s repeated warnings. Maybe you just overlooked that. Maybe you just turned 18 and have no perspective.

    Doc Melissa-

    I’m not “insulted” by unlicensed contractors in CA, I’m upset that I have to compete against those who don’t have to undergo the same financial burden that I do. I am completely above board, which means I pay all taxes, fees, worker’s comp and insurance while the rest of these scumbags pay nothing and undercut legitimate business persons. My overhead in these categories alone adds at least 20% to my cost, therefore I am that much less competetive. Apparently I can assume that you would be OK with unlicensed Chiropractors in your state then?

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  • “And please get a education.”

    By Glynn W.


  • Paul E

    What is wrong with Americans? There country is being taken away by left wing redical marxists and they stand by watching or willingly support Obama. What are you thinking? Are you crazy? Vote for McCain on Nov 4th. Otherwise don’t start whining when Obama decimates the country.

  • Allan 7

    Fascism in this country will come from those who carry the most American flags.

    That the right could smear Obama as a communist would be laughable, if it wasn’t so worrisome.

    “Decimates the countrty”. Decimate means to reduce by a tenth. I think it is way too late for that. “W” has destroyed our military, our economy and our standing in the world.

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