I'm reading this article on a cat who leaps into your bed at the old folks home and he has got solid death instincts. He only becomes your companion when you're on your way to permanent sleep:
Before kids, I'd board a plane looking for my seat, beg, beg, begging the airplane god that no kid was near me. Once I had kids, my judgmental superiority came back to me in a rush. Now, people looked at me and my delightful cherubs as devil's spawn and prayed to their gods for mercy. The wheel of life and all that.
Morally superior Gen X moms and dads seem entirely reasonable until they see the limits of "limits" like time-outs, banal blabbing and gentle cajoling. Kids regard their parents with utter contempt. Well, some do. Depends on the kid's personality. And parents, once exasperated, go there. No, they might not spank their child. They'll yell. Or arm yank. Or threaten. Or push. Or thump (thwack in the head with fingers). Or pinch. Something, anything, to reorder the disordered relationship--the one w…
What do the PUSH Coalition and PETA have in common besides catchy acronyms? They're shakedown artists extraordinaire. Over at Big Government, Mary Grabar has an excellent exposé on PETA (whom I've written about for Pajamas Media before). Here's a bit of what she finds: