Ignorant Boys + Slutty Girls = A Bright Future

March 30, 2009 / 3:29 pm • By Dr. Melissa Clouthier

On the same day I read (via Instapundit) that British boys are keeping themselves stupid so as not to get their dumb asses kicked by even dumber, and ostensibly bigger and stronger, bullies, I read that girls are checking out porn, giving boyfriends a show via webcam and sending naked pictures of themselves to the aforementioned willful idiots.

This is the future: hyper-sexualized ignoramuses. The worst part? They won’t know anything, but they’ll know how to creatively copulate and procreate.

  • http://blahgwrite.blogspot.com Mat

    Melissa,

    The future? How about the present? It looks like the movie Idiocracy will end up being non-fiction after all…

  • http://Legendhc.com Doug Preston

    The constitution is being disregarded and our freedoms are being eroded at an alarming rate. What would the Founding Fathers think of a president of the United States firing the CEO of one private company, and giving another 30 days to find a buyer? I expected four years of a gradual slide towards socialized fascism, not the free fall we seem to be experiencing.

  • Trish

    Reason number 7812: Why I Homeschool.

    (My teenager is a boy.)

  • http://www.hookersandbooze.com/ ArmedGeek

    creatively copulate

    heh. I’m stealing that.

    This is something I’ve thought about for quite a long time. When the dumbest of us are reproducing at a higher rate than the smartest of us, at what point does de-evolution start to not only slow (probably happening already) but to actually our advancement as humans ?

  • WayneB

    Ah, yes. The world seems to be sliding into the future of The Marching Morons.