Your Carbon Butt-Print Is A Problem

April 20, 2009 / 12:09 pm • By Dr. Melissa Clouthier

Environmentalists now want to tax your ass–not metaphorically. They literally want your ass taxed. This science was inevitable (via Pierre LeGrand). I love the title, “Stay Slim To Save The Planet“:

Overweight people eat more than thin people and are more likely to travel by car, making excess body weight doubly bad for the environment, according to a study from the London School of Hygiene & Tropical Medicine.

“We need to be doing a lot more to reverse the global trend toward fatness, and recognize it as a key factor in the battle to reduce (carbon) emissions and slow climate change,” the British scientists said.

They estimated that each fat person is responsible for about one tonne of carbon dioxide emissions a year more on average than each thin person, adding up to an extra one billion tonnes of CO2 a year in a population of one billion overweight people.

Environmentalism is the new religion. And now, the amen pew will be shaming the gluttons. For being so open-minded the Left sure sounds like a bunch of old ladies at a prohibition meeting.

  • http://Legendhc.com Doug Preston

    I believe that statistics will also show that overweight people generally do not live as long as thin people thereby making a unquestionably sincere effort to reduce size of the overall carbon foot print of their asses. Lets see skinny people top that.

  • http://melissaclouthier.com Dr. Melissa Clouthier

    And don’t forget the skinny smokers. They’re a conundrum.

  • Rignerd

    It makes you wonder if they ever really gain total control of the government if it will be illegal to be over weight and what they would do about it if you were.
    I’m sure it will just be another “re-education” camp in the great leap forward.