Why The Democrats Should Call It KennedyCare

August 30, 2009 / 12:52 am • By Dr. Melissa Clouthier

Should Democrats name the health care bill KennedyCare? Why not? A snippet:

It should also be noted that Senator Kennedy, like all fabulously wealthy people, had nothing to gain or lose with this legislation. This law, should it pass, will be for the great unwashed masses subjected to government-run health care because their businesses will save money with the public option. Senators, as the Democrats voted in committee, will still get their own special plan.

Senator Kennedy would not have been beholden to his namesake legislation. He would still have gone to the best hospitals for care — maybe on some Caribbean island at some point as doctors and innovative health care providers look for cheaper, less regulated ways to deliver stellar care. No one likes to be sick and in the hospital now. It would be abominably insulting for a bigwig to be a number in a line in a hallway in a crumbling hospital with an imported doctor, waiting for eight hours to eight days. A rich person can go to prison for that kind of care today. Under KennedyCare, he would get on a private jet and go find the care he’s accustomed to receiving.

Call it KennedyCare. It’s a great idea!

  • O Bloody Hell

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    I think we SHOULD honor Teddy with a lasting tribute, and call it “KopechneCare”.

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