MoveOn Peace Loving Vegan Bites Off Finger Of Right Wing Terrorist

September 3, 2009 / 10:44 am • By Dr. Melissa Clouthier

So I’m making up the vegan part.

Gateway Pundit reports the whole bloody mess. This probably shouldn’t make me laugh, but how much do you want to bet that the MoveOn.org activist is a hippie vegan? He probably wouldn’t eat meat. But human fingers? Yum!

Moe Lane says it’s the zombies:

The Moveon.org zombie apparently then left. At a walk. And none of his Moveon.org colleagues stopped him. And then they themselves later walked through the crime scene.

Again: wait, what?

Dude. That’s messed up.

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  • fuster

    Sure is a good thing that the gump who started the fight was able to use them thar socialized medicine benefits to get the prompt medical attention he needed. Kinda too bad that they couldn’t remove that large lump of hypocrisy at the same time they were doing the reattachment.

  • newton

    fuster,

    You probably didn’t get the news. That pinky tip is gone. Forever. Couldn’t be reattached. (Of course, being 65, that doesn’t help here.) What’s left for that poor guy is plastic surgery to re-construct the rest of the finger the best way possible. (My husband lost his thumb tip at work, so I know a little about the process.)

    But again, I’m betting they saved the finger in a pickled container, to display it to all those who think he deserved it.

    Care for a bite? ;)

  • fuster

    Hey, newton, I can’t say that i think somebody starting a scuffle deserves to get what the old guy got. I usually hope that all of us go through life getting a little more than we deserve.
    Sorry about your husband. Losing a thumb is orders of magnitude more serious than the loss of a pinkie.

    And,no, I wouldn’t like some. I don’t much like pickles.