Random Tiger Woods Thought
December 2, 2009 / 10:18 pm • By Dr. Melissa ClouthierThe woman who publicized her affair with Tiger Woods could be stoned if she lived in Iran or Saudi Arabia. I mean, she’s admitting the affair. It would take four male witnesses [or eight women, because women are worth half a man], though, for Tiger to get stoned. I doubt there were that many witnesses. At the least, though, he might get 100 stripes.
Here’s some examples of tolerance.
So, if Tiger ends up out $300 million, at least he can be thankful he still has his hide. Good idea, not explaining his “transgressions.” That should be vague enough under Sharia.
