We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Heavage

December 6, 2009 / 1:22 pm • By Dr. Melissa Clouthier

My latest article for Pajamas Media delves deep….all the way down to a man’s navel, if necessary:

If you don’t think that the culture is descending into blithering nonsense, follow male fashion. Actually, if you’re following male fashion, you’re living evidence that the culture has become degraded.

Last year, it was pointy-toed shoes where men willfully walked around looking like Santa’s little helpers. This year, it’s “heavage.” What is heavage you ask? Heavage is man cleavage where just a little moob (man boob) and maybe a whole lot of hair is showing.

  • http://www.capitalistcoffee.com Patrick

    I agree completely, but no discussion of man-cleavage would be complete without…
    KHAAAAAAAAANN!!
    http://is.gd/5egCo

    I still contend they engineered some sort of push-up for Ricardo for that role.