Tiger Woods: Racist

December 8, 2009 / 5:26 pm • By Dr. Melissa Clouthier

Tiger Woods is racist because he likes white women:

The AP also informed me that anyone interested in the Tiger Woods story is quite clearly racist as well:

As one blogger, Robert Paul Reyes, wrote: “If Tiger Woods had cheated on his gorgeous white wife with black women, the golfing great’s accident would have been barely a blip in the blogosphere.”

See, y’all are only interested because he’s boffing white ladies! Um, AP — what about those of us who don’t give a rat’s arse who he is philandering with or even that he is philandering at all; those of us whom are NOT paying attention to the Tiger Woods non-story? I’m funny like that. I’m shockingly not shocked that a rich sports dude is totally a big old slutty pants. I prefer to focus on things that affect our country and our real lives. You know, instead of worrying about loose zippers, worry about stopping Congress from being so loose with our wallets, and our Rights. Is that better or worse? Are we, therefore, not racist? Or are we worse — racist-racist?

This sordid mess isn’t about a flawed human being, it is, as everything is these days, about skin color.

Go read the whole thing.

  • Smokey Behr

    Tiger is a “Cablinasian”, so how can anyone who criticizes hie immorality be called racist? He’s the equal opportunity target!

  • http://tigerwoodsupdates.info Tiger Woods Updates

    I feel bad for Tiger. Using him to make an example is ridiculous. Why not all the other actors out there that are cheating?