Enlightened Redneck

Monday, April 27th, 2009

Save The Redneck
They’re a persecuted lot and deserve respect.



Bob McCarty

Monday, April 13th, 2009

Celebs Celebrating Piracy!
Parody



Right Wing Video

Monday, March 16th, 2009

Obama Gets A 3 AM Phone Call And He’s Not Happy
Funny! Have you seen this?



Iowahawk Saves The Environment

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009

Iowahawk’s got a list of many. Here are two of my favorites:

8. Go On a Random Killing Spree. The scientific debate is over: our current environmental mess is caused by an oversupply of human beings, and it’s high time we address these two-legged eco problems head on. Next time you’re on your way to a location shoot, do a little location shooting of your own – Biggie/Tupac style. Have the driver lower the tinted windows and pop a few caps on behalf of Mother Earth. Not only will you be doing the environment a good turn, it will earn you valuable youth market “street cred.”

9. Destroy The Entertainment Industry. Science shows that no single sector of the economy exemplifies America’s obscene energy waste more than show business. Witness the untold megatons of carbon released into the atmosphere every year by the production and consumption of entertainment, with no objective benefit to society. It all adds up to one gigantic, mindless, Earth-raping waste of time, and will take the commitment of progressive industry leaders like you to stop it. Before greenlighting any new project, make sure it contains at least 85% organic recycled preachy self-indulgence. By ridding your products of their dangerous popular appeal, you can keep the public where they belong — at home, with the TV off, playing eco-friendly board games like ‘Scrabble’ and ‘Mystery Date.’

There’s more environmental-friendly goodness at Iowahawk.

Cross-posted at Right Wing News



Laughter Is Good Medicine–UPDATED Joe Biden Adds Gravitas

Tuesday, September 16th, 2008

First up, toilet paper innovation. Three-ply, your time has come:

Two-ply tissue has been available since, if Wikipedia is correct, before my parents were born. Contrast that to, say, the history of razors. The first twin blade razor, Gillette’s Trac II, was introduced in 1972. It was, if memory serves me correctly, the razor that I started shaving with ten years or so later. Since then, “shaving researchers” have come up with multiple innovations: lubricating strips, pivoting heads, razors that heat shaving cream, THREE blades, battery-powered vibrating heads, FOUR blades, and, yes, FIVE blades. Meanwhile, the toilet paper industry has been content to stagnate.

Second, Jeff Goldstein asks, “If the people who served alongside her won’t vouch for her, how can we?
Food for thought, people. A big ‘ol macaroni and ground beef casserole for thought, even…”

UPDATE:

Joe Biden’s mistakes are just missteps, right? If Palin says something this stupid, she’ll be immediately disqualified:



Because A Man In A Leotard Is Always Funny

Wednesday, September 10th, 2008